Saturday, December 27, 2008

Luang Prabang

Is there anyone except the most anti-social traveller who doesn't fall in love with Luang Prabang? Old french colonial buildings with shutters and dark wooden balconies,












temples with embossed gold shutters, gold stencils on black or scarlet walls, fanciful roof details and cut glass mosaics of charming scenes,









wats large and small, relevant to both ancient practices and modern life




gold cloaked monks up to collect alms at dawn and then eager to practice English with those willing














food choices that run the gamut between spicy Laos lapp to spaghetti bolognaise to croissants and lattes to schnitzel au gratin, a night market that fills the main street for tourists and a day market that clears the nasal passages for locals, boat trips and trekking trips and elephant trips, hills and waterfalls and caves, and more guesthouses than you can shake a stick at, all located at the confluence of two rivers and the base of several hills.



We drifted around trying to get information (just because there's a sign up that indicates they sell tickets down't mean they actually sell tickets or know where and when the boat/bus goes or even if it goes - we learned that you just do your own thing and hope it works out) and cash (one bank closed often and two ATMs that break down often) and tried not to get frustrated. The Lao people are lovely, sweet, friendly, happy people to engage in conversation and blank, uninformed, disorganized, incommunicative people to engage in business.

As in Siem Reap there are travellers of every description here, as there are hotels and guesthouses of every level. We met a delightful couple (well we actally met them on a long walk we took in Vangvieng) and had a thoroughly enjoyable meal (Laos style BBQ and a lot of Lao beer) at a locals sorts of place at a rickety table overlooking one of the rivers, and we also had an equally lovely meal at a French restaurant that took credit cards and featured local music and dance to reward ourselves for surviving a frustrating 'chores' day.

The Presidential palace was a beautifully liveable place with the most stunning throne room (aforementioned cut glass mosaics on walls) and a complete absence of information about the last king who 'disappeared'. Gifts from countries were displayed, but where they were from was the most revealing (Russia, Japan, China, USA, India). Surprised to see a gleaming white Edsel with the Lao emblem on its doors (along with two white Lincoln Continentals from the 50s and early 60s) parked in the garage (the Edsel had been the king's favourite - photos not allowed). Of course we had to go through it in bare feet, as we must go through everywhere, but it's the most sensual experience walking along wide boarded wooden corridors with outside windows open to let breezes in , or on cool tile and marble stairs and temple floors, or on wooven mats in front of altars piled high with offerings of marigolds, fruit and incense sticks.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Merry Christmas!

We'd like to wish everyone out there a very happy Christmas and a remarkable New Year.

(poinsettas in the wild - now that's the kind of holiday decoration we like to see!)

Friday, December 19, 2008

Half-way point

It's a week before Christmas and we're at our halfway point of the trip - 6 whole weeks have passed.

What to do to mark the date? How about a long walk in the countryside, crossing temporary bamboo bridges, passing farms with chickens and cows and pigs all milling about together, waving to children who all wave and say sabaidee" back to us? The dust is kicked up frequently with moto drivers, tuk-tuks and a weird vehicle that has the engine of a tractor, the back of a pick up and the longest steering mechansim between the two. After an hour or two we find a huge cave with a lagoon at the bottom full of cool water and hundreds of fish.

After a swim with a few others, we head back, stopping at a roadside cafe for a cold drink and some fried rice. We meet another couple of travellers (East Germany) and share a beer with them overlooking the river as the sun starts its descent. We need a little snack before heading home and find the perfect thing in a banana and chocolate pancake cooked by the side of the road and then carried on our way. The mountains slowly fade into night and the air cools to about 20 degrees. For others it's time to party; for us, to snuggle among good books in our bungalow with its view across the river to prepare for a long bus journey tomorrow.

Vang Vieng, Laos

Vang Vieng is a small town in central Laos famous for tubing on the river. We didn't actually know what tubing down the river meant. We do now and it involves nearly naked 20 year olds and buckets of vodka. Not what we were expecting in sleepy, sensitive, overlooked Laos.

We arrive in town, get a bungalow by the river in the shadow of the weirdly shaped karst limestone mountains and go into town to investigate whether we go tubing. We find out that it is floating down the gentle river on a large inner tube and there are bars along the river where you can stop for a drink. All well and good. We sign up for a day of this including caving, not that we know what caving is yet.

We take a tuk-tuk about 20km out of town with a dozen others, the usual united nations of backpackers. We get into a stream at the base of one of the limestone mountains, sit in our inner tubes (one each) and use a rope to drag ourselves under the mountains through a series of tunnels and caves for an hour. Some of us are wearing head torches so we can see in the pitch black darkness. The water is not deep and in some places we are ducking to not hit our heads on the dripping stalactites. This is actually fun and not claustophrobic. We giggle our way through paddling like frogs in places where there is no rope. If this was anywhere else there would be hours of safety precautions but here we leap in and everyone makes it back outside again. After lunch we hit the tubes on the river. We get in and our told to stop at the first bar but we are not told how to stop. This is where the fun starts.

The first bar is only 20m down the river, the music is pulsating and people are paryting like its 1999. We stop by having water bottles thrown at us on the end of ropes. We catch the rope and are hauled in. The bar is a large precarious bamboo platform serving 1 dollar buckets of vodka. There are about 50 people (average age 20-25), all happily smashed, dancing and diving into the water. If you are 3 girls you get a bucket of vodka free. We feel as if we have landed in a reality show akin to Temptation Island. What is ironic is that one of our party is a European director for "Beauty and the Geek". Lots of material here for a new show. We decide that it's sink or swim and so join in the dancing and shrieking at the people throwing themselves into the river off of "flying foxes" (pulleys on ropes) and unstable looking diving towers. After about an hour we are back in the river (feeling quite merry but surreal at this point) heading to the next bar which is the same meal deal but with a waterslide. This goes on all afternoon and we get back frozen but happy in the late afternoon as once the sun starts to go down it gets chilly in the water.

It was so not Laos as it was like being transported to a first year student party with everyone in bikinis. Bizarre but it is what Vang Vieng is known for.

When in Rome.

memories of Vientiane

A capital city of dusty, sleepy but rather stately streets, like spokes from a wheel. Few old sites, given that the place was sacked by the Thais and everything destroyed but for one 19th century wat, filled with Buddha statues large and small (filling hundreds of niches)

And a wonderful golden stupa of great size - it has been painted gold to show what it would have looked like with its original gold leafThere's a new tower that is at the centre of all roads - it looks moorish to me - and has become the new icon of the city - you can climb to the top for a cool breeze and a decent view until the pollution swallows up the distance.


Due to recent changes in Thailand visas (granting only 15 days at the border instead of 30) there was a 3 hour queue at the Thai embassy to apply for 30 day visa, which required another queue the next day to pick up. With their current political difficulties and with international financial woes, I don't think it was the wisest plan just before their big tourist season. A motely crew there to be sure - few like us, mostly lifer ex-hippies, wearing strange homemade vests over tatooed chests and under oddly shaped beards, just hanging out in Thailand and crossing the border to reapply for visas whenever theirs runs out. I didn't know people like that still existed. The most amazing thing was seeing how some of them cheated, by inchng up the line and insinuating themselves at the front. For what - 15 minutes less time in line? Is their life really so full as to value scamming 15 mintues from others who had patiently waited? Just to go back to Thailand to hang out until the next time they need to renew their visa? A few up us were highly amused watching them - sure made our wait go by quicker and we made a few friends at the same time, sharing travel stories, histories and viewpoints.

In the mornings eating breakfast on our guesthouse verandah, surrounded by trees and flowering plants and birdsong. Helps mitigate the increased cost of accomodation in this city.

Watching a red sun sink into grey pollution a good 30 minutes before it hit the horizon. Then the soft weird glow of reflected light in gloom, softing changing the view over the mekong river from our vista of a bamboo cafe platform on stilts, with cushions and drinks, getting mellow and philosophical. Watching local kids and a few travellers playing badminton in the streets - the kids having a good time, the travellers getting competitive.

A lot of old decrepit white guys with younger Asian women - quite a cliche!

Delicious french food (but no french spoken alas) as well as fantastic bakeries (chocolate croissants for long bus rides - mmm). Our first Lao food - spicy laap (minced meat with mint, green onions, green beans, lime and lots of green chilies) served with sticky rice.

Monday, December 15, 2008

The plane to Vientiane

Travel is all about making choices. We had originally planned (well, to be honest I had originally planned, Martin just closed his eyes and hoped for the best) to exit Cambodia via the rarely travelled northeast across the Laos border by the 4000 islands and then up through the south of Laos. Long arduous bus rides through landmined territory. Excellent.

Unfortunately, it appeared that although you could get from Laos into Cambodia, the other way round might not be so easy, as we heard that border may or may not be open and visas may or may not be available. Not the thing to find out after several days on a bumpy bus.

The other land option was to cross into Thailand and head up to Nong Kai, which sounded lovely, but with recent changes to Thailand's visa regulations, may prove problematic when we returned into Thailand next month (thanks for the tip Michelle, sorry we couldn't use it this time!). That left flying. We hadn't really planned or wanted to flying internally, but it was the best plan, and allowed us more time in Laos' north.

Now if I was to tell you that we flew from Cambodia to Laos on Laos airlines in a prop job, what would you think?

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Siem's Reap's airport is gorgeous, spanking new and airy. The flight left early, we stopped in Pakse, Laos, where we did the immigration thing a (query: why do Canadians have to pay more than any other country for a Laos visa - what did we do wrong?), then back in for the second part of the flight (complete with a healthy, tasty snack) to arrive in Vientiane right on time. Okay there was one very bumpy landing and lots of turbulance throughout, but if you like fairground rides (and we do), it was a treat! All in all, quite anticlimatic really.

Regularity Report: the controlled explosion

It was all going so well. What felled me was not a local delicacy but feasting on western food. The town near Angkor Wat was full of visitors from all over the world so there was a lot of western fast food to choose from. Its my own fault and my poor system revolted for 24 hours from all the fat and dairy. Now fully recovered but am sending the system into overdrive as theres a lot of indian food in Laos

Inputs :

Carbs: rice, noodles, toast, pizza, spaghetti, hamburger buns
Meat: bacon, sausage, beef, chicken, burgers
Fish: shrimp, white fish, crab
Fruit: mango, soursop, orange, banana, pineapple, watermelon
Veg: lettuce, tomato, salady bits, peppers, bean sprouts, onions
Dairy: mozzarella, parmesan
Drink: beer, water, fruit juice, fruit shakes, coke, fanta, soup, fresh coconut

Outputs:

Frequency: ****************************
Density: **
Gaseosity: **
Wipeability: **

Toilet Review:
More Cambodian Boats: *
Seam Reap Villa Hotel: ****
Battambang Hotel: ***
Foreign Correspondents Club: ***

Not that I did this but this is how you eat fried tarantula (courtesy of lonely planet)

1. Snap legs off like a crab
2. try to get meat out of legs like crab
3. rip body apart and eat. (Lonely planet are not sure if the "meat" in the body is excrement or eggs).

Camb-Ode-Ia

Temples of Angkor,
and chicken curry,
Dopey mosquitos,
and gekkos that scurry,
Deep fried tarantulas,
Angkor beer and sting,
These are a few of Cambodia's things....

Boat to Battambang,
By floating villages,
Fields of landmines,
Khmer Rouge pillages,
SUV's in Phnom Penh,
Treasures of kings,
These are a few of Cambodia's things....

Hello arachnid,
Insides porridge,
When my resolve crumbles,
I simply remember Cambodia's things..
and then I feel the rumble.

Tuk-tuk drivers,
Weaving and tooting,
Roosters and chickens,
Crowing and hooting,
Dignified monkeys,
Like human beings,
These are a few of Cambodia's things....

The Mekong River,
and Beef Lok Lak,
Foreign Correspondents Club,
An eight legged snack,
A plate of fish amok,
with a sauce that zings,
These are a few of Cambodia's things....

Genocide museum,
Landmine victim,
When I start to stumble,
I simply remember Cambodia's things..
and then I feel so humble.

Cambodia ephemera

Accomodation Checklist:

Pnohm Penh: Okay Guesthouse $15
Siem Reap: Hello Paradise Guesthouse $15
Battambang: Royal Hotel: $15
Siem Reap: Villa Siem Reap: $20 (but what a huge difference $5 made!)

Notable Food:

FCC in Pnohm Penh: Cambodian appetizers with Angkor beer, beef lok lak, made with oyster sauce and the famous (or should be) kampot peppercorns, and fish amok

Siem Reap: Cambodian BBQ - quite the production!

General observations:
Cambodia and Vietnam have a great deal of similarities in that they both have recent pasts to overcome in terms of what most people think when they think of either country, they are socialist (rather than communist) enjoying relatively stable political and social situations right now. They are also both in a state of incredible transition, with tourism being a dominant economic force that is changing both societies. All the guide books are way out of date and those written today will be woefully erroneous within a year or two - changes are happening so rapidly. Less third world and more emerging market. There is lots of money around by the looks of all the high-end motor bikes and SUVs, but it has the feel of "Sopranos"-style money, as it's inserted among great poverty. Lots of building construction. Huge new hotels, many sensitively designed, airconditioned shopping malls that are terrribly designed, cosmopolitan restaurants, some lovely crafts shops selling upmarket things for upmarket prices, all alongside cheap guesthouses and noodle houses, with shacks and food stalls and beggers nestling where they still can.

The Cambodians are the sweetest, gentlest people - it is so hard to understand how the atrocities of the 70-80s could have happened.

We heard a wonderful story from a traveller who was staying in a town for a week and hired a driver with whom he got very close. During that time, the traveller asked about the driver's childhood, and was told he didn't know his birthday as it was during the Pol Pot regime, sometime in 1979 he thought. The traveller took it upon himself to go to an internet cafe with the driver and call the driver's mother to ask what she remembered. "A Wednesday, five days after the full moon". They googled all of 1979 and 1978 too, but could not find a date that matched. Then they remembered taht the khmer calendar is different so looked at the beginning of 1980 and there it was. Can you imagine not knowing your birthdate and then having a stranger find it for you? What a gift!

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Boat to Battambang

We took a sideways trip to the south-central town of Battambang because the boat ride to get there is regarded as the most scenic in the country. It crosses the top of Lake Tonle Sap, Cambodia's largest lake and teeming with fish - it was roiling with them!
After about an hour the boat enters a swampy river, past floating fishing villages. Bare shacks are made of sticks, laundry strung in lines between two submerged trees and required a boat to hang or collect the clothes. Cunning fish enclosures and nets have been devidsed for a community 100% dependent on the river.Long, shallow boats allow locals to travel along the single, narrow lane of water open, manoeuvering between the trees and shrubs that grow out of the water. Branches grasped along the open sides of our boat, whipping against the supports that divided the seating area (hard bench seats along both sides) and the roof (and open space when the luggage was dumped and where those braving the hot sun lay, huddled in the middle to avoid being swept off by branches. Every once in a while we came upon another boat, so passing became an issue of great discussion. During high water, a faster boat plows through and causes mayhem, submerging local boats, snagging fishing lines and churning up the lake/river bed. The water is not so high, so we were on a slower boat that occasionally showed courtesy by slowing down (before submerging local boats, snagging fishing lines and churning up the lake/river bed). There were a few stops to pick up locals, and in each case the landing was haphazard and awkward. At one point, both speed and distance were misjudged and our boat hit the dock, bounced off, ran completely over a small boat (swamping it) and, after the engine was cut, slowly drifted towards a net fishing enclosure beside one home, stopping within inches and thus not quite destroying the family's food supply and possible livelihood. While the two boatmen looked in consternation, two 7 year old boys came to the rescue by rowing the passengers to the boat. Most entertaining.

Slender, pure white storks, gangly cormorants, and crane like birds in a variety of black, grey and white were outdone by a kingfisher in glittering teal with yellow flashes and grey wings. The floating forest contained mauve morning glories and other vines that formed a sort of carpet between and below the twiggy shrubs and trees. The poverty of the floating houses was stark, and gradually lessened as the swampy part of the river became more solid, with houses built on stilts and then on solid ground. At that point one saw the odd cow or pig, but this is still a people reliant on fish, evidenced by the multitude of fishing lines held aloft by bobbing plastic water bottles, which our boat regularly ran over. And always children, yelling and waving with vigour, some showing off with a full body wiggle or a somersault dive.To be fair, although the driver (I'm sorry - I can't bring myself to call him a pilot!) was positioned in the bow, his view was obscured by another 12 feet of boat rising in a curve upward. In particularly shallow or tricky waters, his accomplice stood on the bow and gestured with his hand to provide direction, which was followed, more or less.
The trip was scheduled to take 5 hours. It took 7, but we'd heard that in low water it can take as long as 12, so we got off lightly. We took bets on the timing and I won, guessing within 5 minutes (Martin was an hour more pessimistic). Thankfully we had stocked up with bread and nuts and bananas and dried ginger, as well as water of course, but we didn't drink too much as the loo on board was barely a single * on Martin's toilet scale., and teh boat was full to the brim with backpacks and local passenger's more eclectic booty that it was difficult to move.We spent today wandering around the provincial, dusty town of Battambang, visiting wats, playing with the children of restaurant workers who just hang around bored otherwise and getting hydrated in preparation for the return boat journey back to Siem Reap (now we know which side to sit on to avoid the blazing midday sun). A lovely peaceful interlude.