Inputs:
Carbs: Bread, rice, noodles
Meat: crickets (deep fired in batter - insect tempura), silk worms (crunchy dust with hint of old popcorn), bacon, chicken, frankfurter pieces
Fish: shrimp
Fruit: mango, banana, lychee, strawberry jam
Veg: mushroom, carrots, greens, onion, green pepper
Dairy: mango shakes, egg swirl in soup
Drink: 70% rice wine, strange hooch from tree root (also lethal - see photo), water, broth, coffee
Outputs (waxing poetic):
Frequency: **************
Density: *************
Gaseosity: ***********
Wipeability: *************
Toilet Review
Dalat Hotel: ***
Nha Trang Hotel: ***
Nha Trang Sailing Club: *******************
Multiple stops on night bus: *
Ode to Spring Roll
Oh Spring Roll,
I like you stuffed
Meat, veg, shrimp... doesn't matter
If you were a TV star
You would be Simi Sara
Multiple stops on night bus: *
Ode to Spring Roll
Oh Spring Roll,
I like you stuffed
Meat, veg, shrimp... doesn't matter
If you were a TV star
You would be Simi Sara
3 comments:
OMG, I didn't know you were a Simi Sara fan as well! I miss her horribly and have boycotted Breakfast Television as a result of her unceremonious boot from the show. She has been turning up occasionally on CBC's The Point which is the newish afternoon show, but I'm sure you already knew that. :-)
And I should know better than to read your blog just after I've eaten. I'm now feeling queasy, but that will not stop me from sharing Teddy's regularity report: all is functioning well for him which is good considering his age.
Quantity: elephantine
Quality: firm, in a sausage kind of format
His inputs are just Alpo, but he does scarf up the off bit of garbage off the street so I cannot account for what it may have been.
Stay safe,
Shriny
i didnt know simi had been booted! please fill me on the simi gossip - maybe we can get her her own channel on youtube.... simivision
teddy may have been Michaels record of the illustrious nine coiler
Don't think I ever saw Martin's glam photo in front of the Hudson Bay explorer's blanket. Apropos back drop. My favorite Marty the Explorer look so far is Martin sans goti.
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