Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Regularity Report Vol 3

The theme of this report is "settling down"

Inputs:

Carbs: Bread, toast, rice, noodle soup, spring rolls
Meat: chicken stir fry, pork stir fry
Fish: Unknown vietnamese flatfish, squid, prawns
Fruit: pear marmalade, bananas, watermelon, persimmon
Veg: stir fried mixed veg, spinachy stuff, fried eggplant (for breakfast)
Dairy: butter
Drink: tea, water, coffee, peach juice, sugar cane juice, rice wine, coke, fanta

Frequency: ****
Density: ***
Gaseosity: ***
Wipeability: ***

The Marty Martini Toilet Review

Points gained for: sit down, flush, hygiene, space, ventilation, window, reading materials, privacy, low people/loo ratio

Points lost for: squat, hole in floor, filth, no space, no ventilation, no windows, no reading materials, no privacy, high people/loo ratio

Hollywood Bathroom: *****
Vancouver Airport: ****
Vietnam Airlines: **
Cathay Pacific Airlines: **
Hanoi Backpackers: ***
Halong Bay Junk: ***
Lao Chai Village: ***
Sapa Hotel: ****
Sleeper Train Hanoi-Lao Cai: *

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