Belated Ode to Vietnam

Vietnam, Vietnam,
Ancient monuments of cham,
From Hanoi to Hoi An,
Is the threat of durian

Buy from me, buy from me,
A box of "la vache qui rit",
From Sapa to Ho Chi Minh,
Motos belching gasoline

In the Mekong Del-ta,
You are gonna swel-ter,
Though you'll always find some shel-ter,
in
Vietnam, Vietnam....

Cross the street, cross the street,
You will get knocked off your feet,
From Lao Cai to Cu Chi,
Traffic as crazy as can be

A million dong, million dong,
is going for a song,
from Chau Doc to Halong,
Calculating dollars takes too long

In the stinky night bus,
are you on the right bus?
keep your bags in sight bus,
in
Vietnam, Vietnam......