It was all going so well. What felled me was not a local delicacy but feasting on western food. The town near Angkor Wat was full of visitors from all over the world so there was a lot of western fast food to choose from. Its my own fault and my poor system revolted for 24 hours from all the fat and dairy. Now fully recovered but am sending the system into overdrive as theres a lot of indian food in Laos
Inputs :
Carbs: rice, noodles, toast, pizza, spaghetti, hamburger buns
Meat: bacon, sausage, beef, chicken, burgers
Fish: shrimp, white fish, crab
Fruit: mango, soursop, orange, banana, pineapple, watermelon
Veg: lettuce, tomato, salady bits, peppers, bean sprouts, onions
Dairy: mozzarella, parmesan
Drink: beer, water, fruit juice, fruit shakes, coke, fanta, soup, fresh coconut
Outputs:
Frequency: ****************************
Density: **
Gaseosity: **
Wipeability: **
Toilet Review:
More Cambodian Boats: *
Seam Reap Villa Hotel: ****
Battambang Hotel: ***
Foreign Correspondents Club: ***
Not that I did this but this is how you eat fried tarantula (courtesy of lonely planet)
1. Snap legs off like a crab
2. try to get meat out of legs like crab
3. rip body apart and eat. (Lonely planet are not sure if the "meat" in the body is excrement or eggs).
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Martin, Julian is a boy with a similar stomach I'd say. Last night he ate 7 hot dogs (albiet appetizer sized, but then, he is not that big himself). previous to that, was 4 or 5 mini japanese oranges, and after all that, one very LARGE poop. out the diaper and up the back in fact! But, no tears, just lots of smiles.
I think you 2 may have a lot in common.
I can almost smell it from here.
Eew, the poop that comes up the diaper and goes up the back is the worst, isn't it? Just wait until you witness the size of poops that come out of little boy bodies when they start using the toilet. You will be stunned that someone that small can produce something that large. Honestly. My three are training to give Martin a run for his money. If I could only figure out how to post a photo of my own to this blog......
Oops, I didn't mean a photo of my own poop, I mean of my son's output. :-)
I'm so glad you cleared that up! :)
I'm glad Shriny cleared up her offsprings elephantine poo too.
I would love to follow in your footsteps, albeit with regular airdrops of injectable immodium and soft toilet paper. BTW, I have heard anecdotally that there are locales where pigs consume tourist droppings. Don't know whether this is legit or was concocted specifically to make me spew my beverage.
P.S. from Marky Mark
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