Inputs: 1 airport pesto chicken wrap, old halloween chocolate bars, 2 airline meals (chicken and beef), fruit, cookies, dim sum, prawn balls, spring rolls, rice, prawns, crab, shrimp, beef curry, duck, bbq pork, bbq chicken, lamb chops, roast beef, horseradish sauce, mint jelly, tiramisu, white chocolate cake, sausage in a bun
Outputs: Ratings out of *****
Frequency: ***** (5 satisfying visits)
Density: started out ** now **** (think the Obama election night orgy of leftovers with Adrienne where fish cakes, cola, bugles (horrid canadian funnel shaped corn chips), twizzlers (horrid canadian cherry flavoured red liquorice ), reeses pieces (horrid US ultra sweet peanut butter and chocolate bonbons) were consumed had an effect).
'Wipe Just Once' Quotient: started out ** now ****
Overall satisfaction: **** no major colonic explosions but Jenny's waiting for my seawhelks to kick in
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4 comments:
Okay, I'm feeling sick reading your inputs and am stunned that you don't appreciate the fabulousness of Reese's pieces!
I am glad you enjoyed your hydrofoil trip because that also made me sick. Really sick... :-p
I don't know how long you are in HK for, but if you have a chance, go to the horse races.
Take care lovies,
Shriny
I find it interesting that there seems to be multiple criteria for outputs but no rating for inputs.
Does frequency mean ***** you went 5 times or that ***** means satisfying or regular?
So am I to understand that not only is there a regularity report but there are 4 ratings criteria: frequency, density, wipe just once, overall satisfaction? If all this criteria weren't enough, I think there should be a special notes section noting any unusual locations. E.G. disgusting squat toilet in a department store, open mud pit at a highway rest stop or in full view on the roadside. Looking forward to the next update.
No unusual regularity report from Lotus Land especially since I gave your leftover beets away to Auntie Harumi.
* ratings relate to subjective evaluation of overall experience - qualitative not quantitative.
Glad A. Harumi got the beets - who got the pasta?
Forgot to mention US election night also included hawkins cheezies (horrible canadian post nuclear gnarly cheese puffs beloved by all canadians especially JLB)
didnt get to the horse racing in HK but did get to macau slots where goldfish, crabs and roosters rule
I am laughing so hard - there was almost an output. :)
The weather is starting to turn, there was frost in the air this morning. But hey, it is the middle of November.
Maddi and Julian are becoming proficient leaf rakers.... they like to rake, but they don't necessarily make piles. Julian in fact often uses the wrong side of the rake!
I'm not laughing any longer, so no danger of outputs!
S
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